Pain Killers -Shikatema-

Temari rushed into the hospital room. Shikamaru had been injured and she had only just heard about it. Temari spotted Ino and Chouji sitting next to the bed. “Why didn’t anyone think of telling me?!” She fumed at Ino. “Wsup Tmari…” Shikamaru mumbled. Ino whispered into her ear. “He’s stable but they’ve pumped him full of pain killers.” “Hey Ino!” Shikamaru addressed her. “Are ya wearing makeup?” Ino blushed. “Yes I am. Do you like it?” Shikamaru chuckled. “No. Don ever do it again. It makes you look like a whore.” Ino turned scarlet and there was a loud smack as her fist collided with the side of his face. “Ow…” A nurse came bustling in. “I’m sorry honey but I can’t have you hurting the patients. I’m going to have to ask you to leave.” Ino threw Shikamaru a venomous glare. “Don’t worry ma’am, we were just leaving!” Ino grabbed Chouji by the collar and dragged him out behind her. The silence that followed was so awkward that Temari was about ready to leave when Shikamaru spoke up. “Hey…” She turned back around. “You already said that.” “Do you wanna have sex?” Temari froze and turned fire engine red. “What!? You are certainly in no condition for us to-not that I would!” Shikamaru cocked his head. “Why not?” His strait face made it clear that he wasn’t joking. “Hey there son!” Temari found herself face to face with Shikamaru’s parents. Shikato set his get well gift on the bedside table. “Wsup dad…” Shikamaru slurred. Shikato crossed his arms and said, “I’ve seen him on pain killers once before. Don’t listen to a word he says.” Shikamaru leaned over. “Hey dad! Me and Tmari were just talking about_” “Don’t worry I won’t listen to him!” Temari cut him off. Rin studied Temari’s face for a moment. She was still red and her eyes were popping. Temari turned to leave once again but, this time it was Shikamaru’s mother that made her turn back. “I wonder if Shika asked her what you asked me when you were on pain killers.” Shikato gave an inquiring look. “That depends… What did I say? Rin blushed pink and turned away. “Never mind…”