ONE HUNDRED THINGS YOU"LL NEVER SEE SASUKE DO.

1, Interveiw on "Saturday Night Live"
2, Buy Kakashi the third book of "Comb Comb Peradise"
3, Run around in cyrcles shouting, "I'M BISEXUAL!!!!!" at the top of his voice.
4, Strip at a women's night club.
5, Get team 7 matching ninja suits for Christmas
6, Grab Sakura and Ino's hands and yell, " LETS HAVE A THREESOME. THEN YOU GIRLS CAN SHARE ME!!!!!!!!!"
7, When Sakura hugs him, he blushes and mutters "Gawd, why does she turn me on so damn mutch"
8, Dress in a lether skirt and black lether pumps
9, Not act emo for once
10, Buy a pink poodle and name it Sakura-chan
11, Resort to "Sexy-no-jutsu" in an attempt to kill Itachi
12, deside that his brotherly love for Itachi should overcome his vengful feelings
13, Star in the musical "Joseph and the Amazing Technicolored Dream Coat"
14, Bet all of his money at an Indian casino while using his Shringon
15, Become a Chocoholic
16, prance all over Konaha in a pink tutu singing "I feel pretty, oh so pretty, I feel pretty and  witty  and gay"
17, Support his own fangirl club
18, act horny in any way
19, Try to win Sakura over by singing the I Love You song from Barney
20, Tell Garaa to stop killing people and be his buddy
21, Buy Naruto and himself a pair of "friends forever" bracelets
22, Lead a strike against the unfairness of life itself
23, Cry and say he's fat and that he should go on a diet
24, Write a book about enjoying life
25, Get nothing for St. Valentine's Day
26, Wear his head band over his eye and state that he wants to be just like  Kakashi Sensei when he grows up
27, Give a group hug and screem "GAWD, I LOVE THESE WONDERFUL PEOPLE!!!"
28, Go to a Green Day Concert wearing a skin tight American Idiot T-shirt
29, Ask Ino if he could braid her hair
30, Sing "Man I Feel Like a Women" along with the radio
31, Scream because he sees a spider
32, Ask Kakashi to tuck him in at night
33, Have a love afair with Kisame
34, Tell Orochimaru to go nail Kabuto and leave him alone
35, Tell Naruto that his "Sexy-no-Jutsu" is hot
36, Use an over used pick up line on Shino
37,  Go to France only because of the nude beaches
38, Hide under a blanket through out an entire Horror movie
39, Become an avid fan of Pokeman
40, Join DA
41, Put his hair in pigtails and giggle
42, Ask if Santa is real
43, Cry because he dropped is icecream cone
44, Tell Ino that they were never meant to be
45, Dress as Supper Man for Halloween
46, Call Sakura "Bilboard Brow"
47, Buy Ino a pig costume for her birthday
48, Not understand sarcasm
49, Become a sixties hippy
50, Take life as it comes
51, Say "OMG"
52, Knit a pair of socks for no reason
53, Meet Inuyasha
54, Read the "Harry Potter" books
56, Kidnap Akamaru for ransome
57, Cry at the end of "The Notebook"
58, Buy a yellow tabby cat and name it Naruto
59, Take Viagra
60, Heckle at a Basket ball game
61, Say "I've got a golden ticket!!!"
62, Do an impressive imitation of a Chicken
63, Name his kids Pinky and Brain
64, Work at a Lemonade stand
65, Start freaking out for no reason
66, Become a happy drunk
67, Make it clear to Naruto that the rumers about them being a couple aren't true
68, Be ignored by every girl in Konaha
69, forget why he is where he is
70, get pregnant
71, Eat a large chili dog with mustard, ketchup, relish, jalapinos with cheesie fries on the side
72, get fat
73, cry on Sakura's shoulder
74, confide in somone
75, try out for the school volley ball team
76, mix up European football and American football
77, Hug Itachi
78, Rade a vending machine
79, Take his top off while on screen
80, Ask Hinata to go to a ball with him
81, Dress like a ho bo
82, Become a whore
83, Die his hair blond
84, Dress like Santa on Christmas eve
85, Say "Sakura is my bitch!"
86, Become a pimp with Ino, Hinata, Sakura, Tamari, and Tenten as his whores  
87, Type Sasuke on Google
88, Glomp Orochimaru
89, take Hula lessons
90, Go blind from using Shringon too much
91, Write a song about how love is everything
92, Become king of Narnia
93, Perform Alchemy
94, Become Hokage
95, Say "WTF mate!?"
96, Tell Kabuto to loose the stupid ponytail and get a buz cut
97, Pluck his eye brows
98, Wait for Itachi to die of old age
99, Become Konaha's ultimate match maker
100, Become discontinued as a main character on Naruto